Terms and Conditions

I promise the following in return for an acceptance of the proposal:

• I promise to do better at listening to you.  Even if it is about a TikTok you watched or a Vanderpump Rules episode.   
• I promise to not ignore you when you call 10x in a row.  Now I know it means the house is filling with water.
• I promise to be honest with you at all times.  Unless it's about the cost of '64 Nova parts.
• I promise to get Summer Kitchen smoothies every Saturday morning and that one day, we will get 2 in a single day.  
• I promise to always stay older and have less hair than you (on my head that is).